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Lifeโs a shitshowโmight as well be prepared. Our In Case of Shitshow safety matches are the perfect blend of sass and practicality. Packaged in a sleek glass bottle with a gold lid and bold black-tipped matches, theyโre ready to light up any mess (literally or figuratively).
๐๐ก๐ฒ ๐๐ฎ๐ฌ๐ญ๐จ๐ฆ๐๐ซ๐ฌ ๐ฅ๐จ๐ฏ๐ ๐ข๐ญ:
โข Witty + relatable: The phrase says what weโre all thinking.
โข Perfectly giftable: Pair with candles, wine, or a survival-themed gift set.
โข Striking display: Black match tips give a bold, modern edge.
โข Everyday essential: Humor meets function in a chic package.
๐๐๐ฌ๐ญ ๐๐จ๐ซ ๐ ๐ข๐๐ญ๐ข๐ง๐ ๐จ๐๐๐๐ฌ๐ข๐จ๐ง๐ฌ:
โข Housewarmings + hostess gifts
โข Birthdays (especially the hot messes we love)
โข Holiday stocking stuffers
โข Just-because gifts for friends who need a laugh
๐๐ซ๐จ๐๐ฎ๐๐ญ ๐๐๐ญ๐๐ข๐ฅ๐ฌ:
โข Glass bottle with gold lid
โข Size: 1.84โ x 4.75โ
โข Weight: 1.8 oz
โข Contains: 40 wooden safety matches with black tips
โข Striker on the side of the bottle
Coloring may vary slightly between production runs.
Available only to U.S. retailers due to international shipping constraints.
In Case of Shitshow - Safety Matches, Black, Funny Gift
$16.00