{"product_id":"in-case-of-shitshow-safety-matches-black-funny-gift","title":"In Case of Shitshow - Safety Matches, Black, Funny Gift","description":"Life’s a shitshow—might as well be prepared. Our In Case of Shitshow safety matches are the perfect blend of sass and practicality. Packaged in a sleek glass bottle with a gold lid and bold black-tipped matches, they’re ready to light up any mess (literally or figuratively).\n\n𝐖𝐡𝐲 𝐜𝐮𝐬𝐭𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐫𝐬 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞 𝐢𝐭:\n• Witty + relatable: The phrase says what we’re all thinking.\n• Perfectly giftable: Pair with candles, wine, or a survival-themed gift set.\n• Striking display: Black match tips give a bold, modern edge.\n• Everyday essential: Humor meets function in a chic package.\n\n𝐁𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐠𝐢𝐟𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐨𝐜𝐜𝐚𝐬𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐬:\n• Housewarmings + hostess gifts\n• Birthdays (especially the hot messes we love)\n• Holiday stocking stuffers\n• Just-because gifts for friends who need a laugh\n\n𝐏𝐫𝐨𝐝𝐮𝐜𝐭 𝐝𝐞𝐭𝐚𝐢𝐥𝐬:\n• Glass bottle with gold lid\n• Size: 1.84” x 4.75”\n• Weight: 1.8 oz\n• Contains: 40 wooden safety matches with black tips\n• Striker on the side of the bottle\n\nColoring may vary slightly between production runs.\nAvailable only to U.S. retailers due to international shipping constraints.","brand":"Chez Gagné","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":48570808729812,"sku":"MATCH003","price":16.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0784\/7277\/3844\/files\/375d0bab60aab7845cd3e011c46078e779c48e3cb156f4e4dfc3be505bed3518.png?v=1787875387","url":"https:\/\/oneothreegifts.com\/products\/in-case-of-shitshow-safety-matches-black-funny-gift","provider":"One O Three By SCM","version":"1.0","type":"link"}