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For the moments when absolutely nothing goes according to plan. Our Well, Shit safety matches are the perfect little reminder that sometimes all you can do is laugh, light a candle, and carry on. Featuring sleek black match tips in a chic glass bottle topped with a gold lid, they’re equal parts moody, funny, and functional.
Why customers love it:
• Relatable humor: A perfectly blunt little phrase for life’s daily chaos.
• Minimal + edgy: Black match tips create a clean, elevated look.
• Easy gifting: A fun add-on gift for literally anyone having “one of those days.”
• Pretty + practical: Functional home decor with a cheeky twist.
Best for gifting occasions:
• Hostess gifts
• Coworker + friendship gifts
• Housewarming gifts
• Birthday gifts
• Everyday “thinking of you” moments
Product details:
• Glass bottle with gold lid
• Size: 1.84” x 4.75”
• Weight: 1.8 oz
• Contains: 40 wooden safety matches with black tips
• Striker on the side of the bottle
Coloring may vary slightly between production runs.
Available only to U.S. retailers due to international shipping constraints.
Well, Shit - Glass Bottle Matches, Black Tips, Funny Gift
$16.00